I’m feeling decidedly pants this

I’m feeling decidedly pants this morning. I spent far too much of the night in the bathroom – not as a result of drinking a few pints last night, but as a result of some stomach bug, probably the same one that confined me to mineral water in the pub on Sunday night (yes, I know I said I had beer – in actual fact, I had mineral water and Red Bull). So I am tired and lacklustre today – may even go home early, and won’t join in the regular Tuesday night cocktail session at W2.