Rate these things in order of foolhardiness:
- sending text messages whilst drunk
- dangling from a second floor window to retrieve a broken window
- shooting fish from a rubber dingy on a lake at 1am whilst drunk
- wiping bleach-covered hands on a clean red towel
- publishing details of your life on a website
- launching a unilateral attack on a middle east nation
- dating a woman who called her child Ryan
- wearing trousers so low that your butt crack shows
- supporting Brighton and Hove Albion football club