Rate these things in order

Rate these things in order of foolhardiness:

  1. sending text messages whilst drunk
  2. dangling from a second floor window to retrieve a broken window
  3. shooting fish from a rubber dingy on a lake at 1am whilst drunk
  4. wiping bleach-covered hands on a clean red towel
  5. publishing details of your life on a website
  6. launching a unilateral attack on a middle east nation
  7. dating a woman who called her child Ryan
  8. wearing trousers so low that your butt crack shows
  9. supporting Brighton and Hove Albion football club