|you have an ominosity quotient of
you are somewhat more ominous than average.
One of the best quizzes I’ve seen in ages, via Dead Kenny.
Maybe my ominosity quotient explains why I’ve been wandering around today in a totally head-in-the-clouds fashion. I certainly don’t think it can be blamed on the one (quite small, by my standards) vodka and tonic I had at home last night. There’s too much on my mind, I’m sure.
As an example, I first wrote this with "balmed" instead of "blamed". I think I need to go out and get blammed.