Stalkers planning to buy 181

Stalkers planning to buy 181 Orchard Street will need £225,000, or thereabouts. The specification is:

A charming Victorian town house offering a wealth of features situated next to the city walls. Entrance vestibule, sitting room, dining room, kitchen, large cellar divided into two rooms, attic bedroom, two further bedrooms, bathroom, walled garden.

"Next to the city walls"?? You have to cross the main road, walk past my home, Frannie’s home and Elaine’s home to get to the walls. A bit of estate agent spin, I think. Still, it’s a nice house, great location, and offers a fine view of my bedroom, kitchen and living room windows.