One of my old school

One of my old school teachers has just been into the nursery, and told me that Ernie Webb, my former biology teacher, died recently. Mr Webb famously once described Sarah as having "child-bearing hips". These days you’d get the sack for saying that to a pupil.
She also told me that Terry Beaumont, who was once my physics teacher and form tutor, left school for the summer recess one year, and simply didn’t bother to turn up in September. Top bloke!