….wherefore, thereupon and not in prejudice of…

Today, I have received all the forms that my solicitor would like me to complete in advance of the sale of the flat. They relate to the leasehold. As I also own 50% of the freehold, there will be a similar pile of forms relating to that. It appears that I need to check my inside leg measurement, shoe size and IQ, and write those into the appropriate sections of the form, along with a full and complete tally of the number of doorhandles (10), fluorescent tubes (none), extractor fans (1), curtains including net curtains (6) and picture hooks (4). Interestingly, two things that the forms do not require are my name or date of birth.

3 Replies to “….wherefore, thereupon and not in prejudice of…”

  1. It’s no good lying about the fluorescent tubes, you know. I just bet you’re hiding one somewhere, you naughty boy, you.



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