Who knew that it was so easy to set up a political party? According to this BBC News article, all you need is two people, a constitution and £150! So, if anyone wants to join with me and form The Arty Farty Party (and has £150 laying around), then let me know. I will, of course, be Supreme Leader For Life and you can be Chief Minion. Our policies will have a broad appeal and include
- free Smarties on the NHS
- beer hydrants in every street
- an increase in spending on public gardens
- twenty seven new bank holidays
Any other policy ideas?