Happy birthday to girlfriend-from-long-ago Kate.
We started seeing each other only a short while before her 25th birthday, so I was faced with the problem of trying to find a suitably amusing and quirky gift (if you knew Kate, you’d understand that any gift must be truly individual) when I still really didn’t know her that well. I spent ages wandering around shops trying to find a suitable gift, anything that would be more original than chocolate or flowers.
I bought her a flying toilet on a spring. It was perfect.
separating the wanted from the unwanted