Well, in the absence of

Well, in the absence of a girlfriend handy or anyone else to do anything more interesting with, I’ll be spending a fair chunk of this weekend working on some decorating in the flat, having a major tidy-up (including a long-overdue blitz of the hall cupboard) and doing some work for PFE. Hold onto your hats, kids, it’s going to be an exciting ride!
My mind is elsewhere. About 270 miles away to be precise.