The impact of past relationships:
- I now only like girls with good teeth
- I now eat Peperami
- I like Andy Goldsworthy’s work
- I hate Laura Ashley
- I hate Robbie Williams
- The Eurovision Song Contest will always be associated with pushing my face into thick black curly hair to kiss a soft neck tenderly
- I avoid drinking neat vodka after 2am
- I avoid Luton
- Poodles make me laugh
- Distance is an object
- A warm soft voice will break my heart
- I know what I like (insert knowing look here)
- I know that every person is new and different
What has been the impact of relationships on you?