The impact of past relationships:I

The impact of past relationships:

  • I now only like girls with good teeth
  • I now eat Peperami
  • I like Andy Goldsworthy’s work
  • I hate Laura Ashley
  • I hate Robbie Williams
  • The Eurovision Song Contest will always be associated with pushing my face into thick black curly hair to kiss a soft neck tenderly
  • I avoid drinking neat vodka after 2am
  • I avoid Luton
  • Poodles make me laugh
  • Distance is an object
  • A warm soft voice will break my heart
  • I know what I like (insert knowing look here)
  • I know that every person is new and different

What has been the impact of relationships on you?