Debauchery? In Chichester?? Whatever next?

Debauchery? In Chichester?? Whatever next? [I’d be interested to know where Paul’s friend went].
People do come down here to die, but if you want to see a lot of old people, Worthing is the place to go to. They have even more old people (as a percentage of population) than we do here.
But life isn’t exactly wild here, it has to be said – although it can be. You just have to know where to look. And I like it that way.
As for being Chichester’s Love Machine – hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.