One or two readers may

One or two readers may know that, a while ago, I went on a date with a lovely lady from Cambridge. Well, we are still in touch, and today she has sent me a note in which she is positively leaping up-and-down with excitement. She is a writer by trade, and has been asked to interview Bruce Willis for this website – how cool is that? She has already done interviews with Mike Figgis and Simon Beaufoy.
Meanwhile, I saw Patricia Routledge in the street a few weeks ago. OK, I’ll admit it, I can’t compete.