DA complained last night that

DA complained last night that I haven’t ranted about anything here for a while, or made revealing revelations (what other sort of revelation is there?) about my personal life.
Well, as soon as there is something I feel I want to rant about, I will. And as for my personal life, well, I am sure there will be revelations as and when there is something worth revealing – I don’t write everything here for obvious reasons (although I *do* write a lot, as you know).
In the meantime, here is a testcard. Well, several testcards actually.