I’m listening to Monkey Radio, and they are playing a “song” by Inevidence called Cum Dancing, which features a sample of a woman crying and screaming in an ecstatic fashion. When will songmakers learn that this sort of thing really isn’t pretty? You’re certainly pretty unlikely to dance to the sound of someone shagging – well, at least I wouldn’t! I suppose you could shove it on the stereo on autorepeat, turn it up loud and impress the neighbours with your staying power.