In today’s news:
- the weather is cold, grey and miserable
- I am cold, Gray and miserable
- I can’t get no [postal] satisfaction – the item of mail I’ve been waiting for still has not arrived. I am pretty much convinced that it is lost in the post
- Due to extended faffing about, I nearly missed my train this morning
- I’m really missing someone
- …and will someone please remind me never to get into a Nigerian swimming pool?