In today’s news:the weather is

In today’s news:

  • the weather is cold, grey and miserable
  • I am cold, Gray and miserable
  • I can’t get no [postal] satisfaction – the item of mail I’ve been waiting for still has not arrived. I am pretty much convinced that it is lost in the post
  • Due to extended faffing about, I nearly missed my train this morning
  • I’m really missing someone
  • …and will someone please remind me never to get into a Nigerian swimming pool?