You will be aware of my ongoing battles with EvilDuvet II – how it always tries to make me late for work by keeping me in bed for just that extra minute or ten. Well, it seems to have formed a pact with my pillows. I have four pillows on my bed, two on each side. This morning, when I woke up, all four were on top of my head. I think this was a deliberate ploy to muffle the sound of my clock radio, thereby ensuring my lateness. Unfortunately for their plan, nothing beats Sara Cox in the morning, the irritating bint.