My attempt to inflate my

My attempt to inflate my site visitor statistics artificially by including a link to Holly Valance has been most successful, not least because I initially misspelt her surname as Valence, and Google spidered this site before I had a chance to correct it. It seems that lots of other people spell it incorrectly too. Popular searches include “Holly Valence”, “Holly Valence naked” and “Valence+sex”. You’re all sooo predictable.