I had a dream last night. In this dream, I had pale pink pillowcases that were covered in soot. They were so dirty that my new girlfriend left in disgust.
This poses three questions:
- what on earth was I doing with pale pink pillowcases in the flat?
- how did soot get into my bedroom?
- most importantly, who was the new girlfriend? I never actually saw her.
I’ve already had one learned opinion on this, but what do you think? Answers on a postcard please.