I’ve just been reading Robyn’s

I’ve just been reading Robyn‘s about page (which reminded me how terribly out-of-date mine is), which I note has been updated since I last looked, wherein Robyn talks about her family being full of firsts.
I was wondering what claims I might have to firstdom – I think I have the first postgrad diploma in the family, but that’s about it. However, I could become the first to completely fail to take a golden opportunity because I completely failed to put any effort into it at all. I’m working on an amazingly important document for it at the moment, but so far all I have is a cover, a contents list and the line

1. Introduction.

More effort required, methinks, especially as the document must be ready by Friday morning.