I’m currently torn between a

I’m currently torn between a total bah-humbug mood and the desire to go out, get completely trolleyed and do something outrageous and possibly regrettable. The trouble is, when I get in a mood like that, I can be quite destructive and fairly unpleasant to be around. So friends should be warned to either steer clear of me or give me a swift kick up the arse.
Of course, my mood will almost certainly have completely changed by the end of the day.