It seems that a couple

It seems that a couple of flies have taken up residence in my flat, much to my annoyance. They seem to move just a little bit faster than I do, thus evading capture/splatting. It was suggested I should try spraying them with perfume in order to get rid of them. Lacking such stuff, I asked if some eau de toilette pour homme would do the trick. Yes, came the reply.
I now have a hallway that smells really nice and a couple of flies that are a big hit with the laydeez. Great. I think I’ll buy some fly spray.