Recent internal searches of this site (my comments in brackets):
- holly valence naked (it’s spelt VALANCE)
- malcolm (my father’s name and also the name of a fellow Nags regular)
- sam brown (highly laudable – a fine female vocalist)
- backcombing small toads (what??)
- backcombing tourtuses (try searching for "backcombing tortoises" and you may have more success)
- buffing aircraft carriers (a whole aircraft carrier? This has to be slang for something – anyone like to try to explain this?)
- down by the sally gardens (nope, means nothing to me)
- head in toilet (obviously a bad night)
- holly valence (oh for crissakes….VALANCE!!!!)