Recent internal searches of this

Recent internal searches of this site (my comments in brackets):

  • holly valence naked (it’s spelt VALANCE)
  • malcolm (my father’s name and also the name of a fellow Nags regular)
  • sam brown (highly laudable – a fine female vocalist)
  • backcombing small toads (what??)
  • backcombing tourtuses (try searching for "backcombing tortoises" and you may have more success)
  • buffing aircraft carriers (a whole aircraft carrier? This has to be slang for something – anyone like to try to explain this?)
  • down by the sally gardens (nope, means nothing to me)
  • head in toilet (obviously a bad night)
  • holly valence (oh for crissakes….VALANCE!!!!)