Today’s horoscope is one of the best I’ve had in ages:
Taurus
Certain people or circumstances could create some seductive illusions. Living in the moment sounds like fun, but you may end up flinching as you look back on today’s deeds. Better to be safe than sorry right now. Messages from your libido are not to be trusted. Making a romantic move at the wrong time could result in much less than you’d hoped for. Better wait this one out for now. Tonight, hasty words are likely to get you into trouble. Think very carefully before you speak.
In other words, keep my trousers on and my mouth shut!