It’s not often that spam makes me smile these days. However, I’ve just been told in an email from Mr Collins Potty (no kidding!) that I’ve won £1.5million in the Watford Lottery. Watford is, of course, famous for many wonderful things, but I don’t believe that a multi-million lottery is one of them.
separating the wanted from the unwanted
I reckon if you’ve won £1.5m in Watford you’ve just landed a piece of grass with stands and floodlights round it in Vicarage Road.