my friend Bora is famous

my friend Bora is famous for his pearls of wisdom – usually they leave his audience either in stunned silence or fits of laughter. these are from an AIM conversation we had earlier today:
on growing older: “when you know you’re gonna hit the big 30 it makes you think a bit more about life and less about the birds and the bees
on Kev’s love life: “i hear kev didn’t get laid AGAIN, couldn’t you find someone for the old boy?
on giving up his restaurant business: “finished! new bora looking for new work and new woman to have new fun !
now, be honest Bora – aren’t the last two statements incompatible with the first one?